Where are Profanity Professionals based?

Profanity Professionals is an Australian based company.


What's the deal with delivery?

We do our best to pack all of our orders within 48 hours. From there, delivery is as follows:

- Standard shipping, FREE within Australia: allow 7 - 21 days postage. Please note, we will not be responsible or send replacements for lost deliveries posted via this method.

- Registered Post (recommended) - AUD$5.00, this comes with a tracking number and signature on delivery.

- Express Post - AUD$7.95, this comes with a tracking number and is delivered per Australia Post guidelines (after the initial 48 hours taken to pack the order).

Not in Australia? International delivery charges are as follows //UPDATED AS AT 24/06/2020:

Due to the whole COVID mess, AusPost now require all merchandise post to be via packages, not letters, which shoots postage costs right up. We'll hunt around for a better deal, but for now our pricing is as follows:

     New Zealand - AUD$20.00

     Europe including the UK – AUD$20.00

     Central, North & South America – AUD$20.00

     Asia - AUD$20.00

     Africa – AUD$20.00


Do you have a store or a pick up location?

No, at this stage we are online via delivery only.


Does Profanity Professionals make personalised items?

Not right now. We are happy to take suggestions on sayings though, feel free to send them through.


The product I wanted is currently marked as ‘sold out’. Will you be getting more stock in?

Yes, for sure. If you want to be first in line to purchase when it comes in, just send us a message and we’ll get in contact when it’s available.  If we’re not going to restock a product, we will remove it from the site altogether.


Do you sell wholesale?

If you have a wholesale opportunity you would like to discuss, please email profanityprofessionals@hotmail.com.